The Scoop

By Dalton Del Don

Ubaldo Jimenez is off to a rough start this season, and many are concerned about his drop in velocity (his average fastball is down from 96.1 mph last year to 92.5 mph so far this year), and his control has been downright awful (4.95 BB/9), but I view him as much more of a buy-low candidate than someone to be overly worried about. After ending May last season with a 0.78 ERA, Jimenez has posted a 4.46 ERA since, a span stretching 161.1 innings. Still, just as he wasn’t truly as good as he was over the first two months last year, he’s certainly much better than he’s been over the five months since then. Jimenez’s drop in velocity this season can mostly be blamed on his first start, when he was regularly working in the high 80s thanks to a cut on his thumb. That start still greatly influences his velo numbers since he’s only made four total this year. During his last two outings, he’s been working in the mid 90s, even reaching 100 mph in his last start, so those pointing to that being the main culprit for his struggles are off base. Jimenez’s control is a concern, but his stuff isn’t. His current K rate is a career-best, as is his contact% (percentage of contact made when swinging at all pitches). It would be easy to point to his low LOB% (57.1), but any pitcher with a 7.20 ERA is obviously going to look unlucky in certain areas. He still has Coors Field working against him (a park that plays much more hitter-friendly in the summer months too), but it’s important to remember Jimenez is one of the toughest pitchers to hit in baseball (career .279 BABIP and 7.5 HR/FB%), and you’ll want him on your fantasy team when he gets his mechanics straightened out.

This security guard must have played safety in high school.

Lance Berkman has to be one of the craziest stories so far in 2011. His current line is .402/.477/.773, and just for fun, he’s also on pace to finish with 49 homers, 130 runs scored and 146 RBI. He’s walked more times (14) than he’s struck out (13) – all while playing the outfield for the first time in nearly five years. It’s clear we should have taken his “best shape of career” stories during spring training more seriously (he worked hard over the offseason thinking his career would be over if he repeated such a poor 2010 performance). But in the four years before last season, he posted OPSs of 1.041, .896, .986 and .907, so his bat shouldn’t have been written off at age 35 (not that I realized this, because he ended up on zero of my fantasy teams). Clearly Berkman won’t sustain this pace, and durability, especially while playing the outfield, was his biggest concern entering 2011, so sure, he’s a sell-high candidate if possible. But if he manages to stay healthy, there’s every reason to expect him to continue being a good to great hitter from here on out.

The diverse food options at Nationals’ games are apparently second to none.

The NFL Draft was compelling as usual, although the lockout remains frustrating. As a Beanie Wells and Jahvid Best owner in a dynasty league, things could have gone better for me, although I did trade Pierre Thomas for the former. My immediate fantasy reaction is that Daniel Thomas looks like the clear No. 1 rookie. As for real life ramifications, I’ve lately become the believer that grading drafts truly is a useless exercise. SI’s Peter King agreed during his latest MMQB, but it was quite confusing to see him later criticize the Patriots’ draft in the very same column. A dissonance is here.

Rick Porcello was clearly due to regress last year after posting an ERA south of 4.0 during his rookie campaign despite a 4.69 K/9 ratio no matter how many groundballs he produced unless he seriously changed as a pitcher. He didn’t, and the results were predictable (4.92 ERA), although he did show signs of improvement after the All-Star break (33:22 K:BB ratio beforehand, 51:16 afterward). Still, there’s real reason for optimism so far in 2011. While hardly elite, his K rate is up markedly (6.98 K/9), and he’s actually fanned 17 batters over the past 19.2 innings. That plays plenty well with such strong control, as he’s walked just one batter in three of his four outings and currently sports a terrific 3.3:1 K:BB ratio to go along with the fantastic GB rate (51.0%). Porcello hasn’t had an overly difficult schedule, but three of his four starts have come on the road. He’s not going to have a Justin Verlander type leap in strikeouts, and his fastball velocity will apparently never be what it once was when he was drafted, but he’s throwing his changeup twice as often this season compared to last, and it’s been highly effective. Porcello is intriguing.

This is one of the saddest, most ridiculous stories I’ve read in a while.

Actually, this isn’t exactly uplifting either.

Well, as long as we’re going down the depressing route, there’s also this story, which is also a pretty compelling read.

There’s an argument Mike Adams is the best relief pitcher in baseball. Adams not only posted a 0.73 ERA and 0.59 WHIP in 2009, but he held opposing batters to a .251 OPS while pitching at home, with a .110 slugging percentage. He followed that up with a dominant 2010 season and has been even better so far this year, recording a 14:0 K:BB ratio. He gave up a hit during his last outing, raising his WHIP to 0.27 in the process. Sure Petco Park helps, but he could pitch in the Grand Canyon, and these numbers would still impress. Especially since the Padres are off to such a slow start, Heath Bell looks like a prime trade candidate come July, and if he’s moved, patient owners who stashed Adams will suddenly have a top-three closer on their hands.

Sticking with the Padres, San Diego is currently batting .217 with a .320 slugging percentage, both the lowest in MLB. And yet, their 114 walks lead the National League. I’m not sure if this confirms the theory of hitters having more control of walks than pitchers or disputes it. Common sense would suggest pitching in Petco Park would lead to fewer walks (why not attack the zone in the toughest place to hit?), but according to Park Factors, it’s favored the hitter when it comes to base on balls each of the past four years, including this one. In fact, it ranked No. 1 in 2009 and No. 3 in 2010! I’m not sure what to make of this, but it’s interesting nevertheless. Got any theories?

What a terrific MMA card over the weekend. The kick that knocked out and ultimately ended Randy Couture’s career was one of the best you’ll ever see, made even better by Steven Seagal once again taking credit for it. The Jose Aldo v. Mark Hominick fight, which resulted in someone who looked like this dominating the fifth and final round and nearly winning, was an instant classic. And let’s hope Georges St-Pierre’s vision problem isn’t long-term, because his next fight against Anderson Silva might very well be the biggest in UFC history.

Eric Hosmer is currently hitting .430/.518/.581 with 18 walks compared to 15 strikeouts over 93 at-bats in Triple-A. The PCL is a hitter-friendly environment, but the 21 year old’s already high stock continues to climb. Hosmer has officially passed the likes of teammate Mike Moustakas among others as the No. 1 minor leaguer to stash in fantasy leagues. With Kila Ka’aihue struggling mightily (he’s become the poster boy for current Quad-A players), there’s apparently a clear path for playing time as well. The Royals likely won’t call up Hosmer until the end of May or early June thanks to service time issues, but he’s worth stashing until then if you can afford the bench spot. He’s even capable of stealing 10-15 bases, and Kansas City currently leads MLB in that category, as they have been aggressive running. Hosmer is capable of making an impact immediately at the major league level, even at such a young age.

I’ve tried to make a point not to post videos featuring animals, but my wife sent me this, and I must admit, I smirked.

The NBA is usually the most predictable of all the main sports but not so much this year. Could we really be looking at the Mavericks, Grizzlies and Hawks as three of the final four teams? Pretty insane. Almost as crazy as Dirk Nowitzki finishing sixth in MVP voting. I may have looked foolish betting over 64.5 wins for the Heat before the year (and doing so boastfully), but am I vindicated if they ultimately win it all?

I wrote about Gordon Beckham here, but he’s hardly the only player on the White Sox struggling. The team I picked to win the A.L. Central has had its share of bullpen trouble, but the offense deserves plenty of blame as well. Alex Rios, who had a .458 OPS on May 1, has homered in three of his past five games, so the window to buy-low on him is closing fast, but Adam Dunn is hitting .153 and has just three home runs after reaching at least 38 long balls in each of the past seven seasons. Meanwhile, Juan Pierre has been caught stealing more times (eight and he’s also been picked off once) than he’s been successful (six) this year. What a disaster. I’d need odds, not only because the Indians are currently 10.5 games up, but I also am somewhat of a believer in them, but I still expect the White Sox to contend for the division title. I’d be surprised if they finish lower than second.

If you’ve seen a crazier headline than this, I’d like to hear about it. If you’re interested in more depth with this story (and really, who wouldn’t be), click here.

I understand the Cardinals’ closing situation is extremely frustrating in the fantasy community (including to me, as I thought I made a savvy grab of Fernando Salas for about five minutes), but other than us, baseball fans shouldn’t be complaining. Tony LaRussa is playing matchups, and while we can’t really point to him using his best relievers in the highest leverage situations (he did the opposite in fact when he called on Ryan Franklin with the bases loaded during a tie game with two outs in the eighth inning right after removing him from the closer’s role), we also can’t expect to have it both ways. From a fantasy perspective, if forced to choose, I’d probably want to own Eduardo Sanchez most, but he just turned in a dud Wednesday. If I were to rank current murky closer situations, here’s how I’d do so: 1) Sergio Santos 2) Frank Francisco 3) Brandon League 4) Vicente Padilla 5) Mark Melancon 6) Eduardo Sanchez.

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45 responses to “The Scoop”

  1. Donald Trump Avatar
    Donald Trump

    Dreamweapon: Is the Asdrubal party over already?

    Berkman is the man. It is painful to have not grabbed him when he was sitting there for free pre season. big miss for most of us.

    I look at Hosmer’s stats, and I don’t find myself compelled to grab him (just called up minutes ago). 3 hr in 100 at bats does not excite me in a non-deep league.

    Great call on Mike Adams. So, in a yearly h2h league, what time is the appropriate time to grab a guy who will have zero value now but will likely become a top rp at the trade deadline? That is the question with him.

    The #5 spec rp shoots to #1 in mere hours! I agree with you at the time of your writing though. And that STL situation is nuts with 4 legitimate contenders.

  2. Stevie Yay-Yo, Pro from Dover Avatar
    Stevie Yay-Yo, Pro from Dover

    Donald — still stand by this?

    >>I would stay away from a high strikeout first baseman on Seattle who has a career minor league slugging percentage of .466. I can’t see him having positive fantasy value this year.<<

    Stopped clocks, blind squirrels and me. Heh.

  3. RotoScoop Avatar
    RotoScoop

    Donald – That’s a fair point about Hosmer’s lack of homers. And he is real young. I still think he should be added in any league above 10 teams, and what about my clairvoyance?? Actually, I thought he wouldn’t be up for another month, as I said.

    I hear you about guys like Adams in H2H formats. No easy answer.

    I’d still rank Santos close with Melancon, but yeah, I’d move the latter up obviously at this point. Funny so much changed just over 12 hours of me writing this.

  4. RotoScoop Avatar
    RotoScoop

    Stevie – Smoak is definitely looking good.

  5. Donald Trump Avatar
    Donald Trump

    Stevie: I still stand by it, sell Smoak and Asdrubal. Smoak is currently the 15th best ranked 1b, right above… wait for it… wait for it… Mark Trumbo! I will take the under on Smoak finishing as the 15th best 1b, and the under on his currently projected hr, rbi, and ba. Yes, Smoak has gone on a hot streak that make his early season numbers appear enticing. I think that is all it is.
    What are your projections for the Smoak?

  6. Stevie Yay-Yo, Pro from Dover Avatar
    Stevie Yay-Yo, Pro from Dover

    Conservatively and considering what a load of ratshit he has surrounding him in that lineup, I’ll go with .280/22/80, .380 OBP and .550 SLG for Smoak.

    I have no idea where he’ll finish in any random ranking systems (he’s ahead of Trumbo in my two CBS leagues, each of which use different numbers because one is 5 x 5 and one is points), but I am pretty sure the arrow is pointed up. Positive value? Oh yes. Unless you’re in a league that doesn’t use some sort of DH, Utility or CI, he’s a starter and a comer.

  7. Donald Trump Avatar
    Donald Trump

    Stevie: Hey guys, wanna hear about a .275 hitter who will hit 20HR with 75RBI? I didn’t think so.

  8. Donald Trump Avatar
    Donald Trump

    Oh, and to nitpick, you slg forecast would have placed him 5th in the AL last year. Seems a bit too strong.

  9. Stevie Yay-Yo, Pro from Dover Avatar
    Stevie Yay-Yo, Pro from Dover

    Donald, red ass much? Good grief. You were real quick to shit on a guy who is proving to be better than you claimed, and that’s all I was pointing out. We’re allowed to talk about players outside of the top 100.

  10. Donald Trump Avatar
    Donald Trump

    Stevie: A 1B who will get .275-20-80 kinda sucks. The difference is that I think that player is pretty worthless and you find some value there (maybe you are playing in deeper leagues than I do). I think he is still as bad as I originally thought. I still shit on him, as it were.
    Of course we are allowed to discuss players outside the top 100, and that conversation is where the real value is anyway. I still have no interest in a 1B with those projected stats. You are fine to have a need for that. I still think we agree on his projected stats ex slg tho. So I guess we will have to wait and see. Will he slug .550 this year, or will it be more like his minor league career .466?

  11. The Jewru Avatar
    The Jewru

    Randy you are a fucking newb, please zip it and leave the discussions for people who actually play in leagues where players like Smoak and Cabrera are useful. I remember when you dropped Theriot in the first year of Rotoscoop because he was useless too. Come back to Rotoscoop next year so the big boys can embarass you some more.

    You prove my point in that in your league Lance Berkman was a free agent preseason. Dreamweapon and Yayo drop more fantasy knowledge down the toilet on their morning shits than you posess total.

  12. Donald Trump Avatar
    Donald Trump

    So the Jewru likes first basemen who go .275-20-80! So, if Dreamweapon drops more knowledge than I do, I guess you agree that Asdrubal is good for 35-40 hr+sb this year. Yes, that was a brilliant call, we should all heed his advice! And as for yayo, dude hasn’t made any calls except for Smoak having a .550 slg this year, so I am not sure what knowledge you think he is dropping.

    As for playing in meaningful leagues, the only league I play in has a $250 entrance fee and has been running for 10 years. It may not be as deep as your league(s), but it is certainly as serious, if not more so.
    My guess is that your league had some guys who were free in the preseason that mine did not (pineda, beachy, and norris come to mind). Now if you predicted berkman would be great, god bless.

  13. Stevie Yay-Yo, Pro from Dover Avatar
    Stevie Yay-Yo, Pro from Dover

    We drafted 432 players across 16 teams, including Berkman, Pineda, Beachy and Norris. Jewru leads that league, and I’m in third. Dreamweapon is in fourth.

    Shame none of us knows a thing about this game.

  14. The Jewru Avatar
    The Jewru

    Smoak is valuable as a CI in a 14 team league period. What do you play 8 team category H2H?

    Randy how about a challenge. I will put up a $1000 versus your $500 in next years Rotoscoop league. Me, Yayo and Dreamweapon vs you and whichever 2 retards you deem fantasy baseball stallions from your $250 league. Highest total points between all 3 teams. Also there will be no trading allowed between the 3 teams of your entry. Cmon Randy you get 2 to 1 odds and go against meatheads like Yayo and DW.

  15. Stevie Yay-Yo, Pro from Dover Avatar
    Stevie Yay-Yo, Pro from Dover

    Any second now, Brick is gonna kill a guy with a trident.

  16. Donald Trump Avatar
    Donald Trump

    Jewru: Do you really need your boyfriends to hold your purse for you? I would be happy to join the league next year and go mono-y-mono on any 2-1 bet you want. I need some assurances you won’t make trades with your buddies in that league tho, and not sure whom else you are friends with over there. I am surprised at your moxy. I assume most of the leagues you are in play for juvenile sums (entrance fee is the only way to gauge league seriousness unless it is an industry league like the ones DDD plays in).

    I play in a 12 team league, if that matters.

    yayo: So you drafted 432 players, of course all those guys were drafted. that proves nothing about your knowledge, it merely proves the depth of your league. And I like how you point to the current standings in your league. I bet you think the Indians are contenders for the WS! The season is young my friend, calm down…

    Any takers on a bet for asdrubal getting 35-40 hr+sb? How about smoak getting a slg of .550? Of course not! As long as we are comparing cocks, lets make some bets that are actionable right now.

  17. Dreamweapon Avatar
    Dreamweapon

    Trump: considering that Cabrera is the #3 overall SS in my home league’s format (7×7 most cats, OBP/SLG/Runs/HR/RBI/SBN/FLD%), um, no. I’m guessing he’s about the same in most other formats.

    Again, it seems self-evident that you’re playing in some real nursery/crèche-style leagues. Even in a 10-team league, which I (and I think most others here) would consider shallow, Cabrera is not only a must-own, but he’s a slam-dunk must-start as well. I have never played in a league that didn’t have MI slots, so assuming that’s a standard option, even in such a shallow league the Top-15 or so SSes should probably be starting without question (unless there are 20 amazing 2b, which, considering your prior words concerning Weeks and Kendrick, cannot possibly be even subjectively true for you). Rotoworld just ranked him the #9 SS in their most recent update (http://www.rotoworld.com/articles/mlb/37862/2/may-shortstop-rankings), and even that’s absurdly conservative considering that Jeter (#8) has like a 10,000% ground ball rate, and that Alexei Ramirez (#7) presently has an OPS+ nearly 40 points lower than Cabrera’s, to say nothing of Andrus’ (#4) glorious .665 OPS.

    So, how is this guy not supposed to be starting? Even casting aside that many of us are in 14- or 16-team leagues where 20-25 SSes are routinely played, why is he destined to revert to sub-Top-15 SS status in your mind? Do you have any actual facts or observations? In the absence of the same, do you have some compelling reason why your mere unsupported opinion should be of more worth to me than a dustpan full of toenail clippings?

    You need to jump out of the kiddie pool and go experience life in the ocean at some point. It may be scary at first, but it’s a lot more interesting and rewarding as well. I’ll also tell you that once you get there, you’ll soon find that you will _never_ win a league by hewing hard and fast to mainline conventional wisdom, b/c there are 14 or 15 other jokers who also have TVs and computers and a reasonable grasp of the English language, and I assure you, they’re well fucking aware that guys like Hanley Ramirez and Troy Tulowitzki should be owned and played, so you’re not going to be able to play the fantasy equivalent of the ’27 Yankees. Ever. Unless you’ve got some amazing new plan for producing mature clones (sorry, but binary fission only works with prokaryotes to the best of my knowledge) of the All-Stars, you’re going to have to pick and choose where you’re playing no-brainers. Since most teams will invariably end up with a more or less like number of no-brainers, it’s the gaps in between that determine how far above or below the peloton you’ll be, and you had damned well be prepared to take a few chances on some guys who aren’t already annointed superstars in order to win, because eschewing a rising player like Cabrera for an “established” one who would be available at about the same place in the draft (a list which would literally read: Jhonny Peralta, Miguel Tejada, JJ Hardy, Orlando Cabrera and maybe Alex Gonzalez) is just about as stupid a move as a fantasy GM could make.

    This from a guy who won a 16-teamer last year thanks in large part to the efforts of guys you’d consider lepers, like Weeks and Jose Bautista, anyway.

  18. The Jewru Avatar
    The Jewru

    Welcome back Randy. Whatever you put up I will match. I started Rotoscoop for people who respect the art of fantasy baseball. To play against Dalton and people I respect from this forum. I have played against you already and have seen you are a putz with a limited skill level. Next year when Dalton tells me how much money he has received from you, I will send him double the amount. You finished 7th out of 13 the first year in case you had forgotten. That include Kritter so lets say 12.

  19. Stevie Yay-Yo, Pro from Dover Avatar
    Stevie Yay-Yo, Pro from Dover

    Randy…Quaid? That’s my guess.

  20. Donald Trump Avatar
    Donald Trump

    7th out of 13. considering the unfamiliar format (I play in h2h) and the entrance fee being much smaller than my other league (guess what league had my attention), being in the middle doesn’t seem so shameful. If memory serves i beat stevie as well. Dreamweapon finished 5th, he must have been so proud!

    Dreamweapon: I have already stated that since you play in a deeper league than i do, you may consider startable what I consider crap. Yes, we all know that asdrubal has had a hot start. So have the Indians but I don’t take them seriously either. And seeing how you have crawled away from your 35-40 hr+sb claim, i think you and i are in the same boat: He will be startable in deep leagues, but he is not someone to brag about.

  21. Donald Trump Avatar
    Donald Trump

    Lets just be clear on a point about asdrubal and kendrick: You got all hyped about their hot start. i claimed that it was bogus, and that they would not be the all-stars that you had imagined. For you were not claiming that they would be merely startable, but that they would be great (either 35-40 hr+sb from asdrubal, or whatever dreams you had for kendrick, probably 20 hr with a 320 average). It is not my baseball intelligence that looks foolish. Feel free to make a claim about what you think they will do this year. My guess it is lower than when you originally posted about their hot start.

  22. Stevie Yay-Yo, Pro from Dover Avatar
    Stevie Yay-Yo, Pro from Dover

    Tell you what, Randy: you’re right that it was dumb of me to project a .550 SLG for Smoak this year first thing in the morning. Which is probably why you keep bringing it up while making false claims that it’s the only thing I put forth.

    You seem less dismissive of the rest of my projection, and even downplaying it to .275-20-80 is more than a bit off from your “can’t see him having positive fantasy value this year” line of crap. What, in a standard league of more than 8 teams you’re going to get more out of your CI or DH?

    You seem stuck on his minor league .SLG. That’s as pointless as it would be for me to play up his .650-ish college .SLG. Jeez, think the MiLB oblique injury and adjustment to wooden bats played a part?

    Dude’s on a growth trajectory.

  23. The Jewru Avatar
    The Jewru

    “(I play in h2h)” Checkmate

  24. Donald Trump Avatar
    Donald Trump

    H2H: Reasonable people can debate the pros and cons of h2h and roto. We really do not need to do that here. it is more a personal preference than anything else.
    What we cannot debate is that a snake draft is for amateurs and the only way to go if you care about (inflicting your dominance, proving your superiority, practicing the art, etc) is to go with an auction draft. When I was in the league, you were still stuck in snake draft land. Any changes to that? If not, drop the whole “checkmate” bs. My league has been using an auction format since before yahoo allowed for it.

  25. Dreamweapon Avatar
    Dreamweapon

    Tied for 4th, dipshit. You apparently have the same problems with basic math that you do with English comprehension. In any event, I turned my supposedly horrible 4th place finish into a championship the following year, while you ran home with your tail between your chickenshit legs. So, apparently, one of us emerges from a setback as a stronger, more dangerous foe, while the other runs home and lets mommy wipe away the tears and snot bubbles. Care to guess which is which?

    And Randy (btw, just so you know I will now forever associate your name with Randy Hickey’s cretinous countenance and attendant IQ, though not his basic human decency or capacity for at least mildly humorous exchanges), all you do is fucking whine and naysay other people. Where are your sleepers and emerging players? Where are your prognostications? You don’t have any information or insight for us, all you have is the same poo-flinging charades a monkey–quite literally a stinking fucking monkey–could provide. You lazy, stupid shit. Fucking child. Throw rocks from your little Fisher-Price tower all day, it’s not going to change the fact that with each post here you are becoming more and more a caricature. Your monumental ignorance (spouting off about how other leagues, in which you have no involvement whatsoever, function, and as to the level of competition) is a fucking joke. I love this site because it’s populated by folks capable of carrying on an intelligent discussion, but you’ve succeeded in turning this thread into something that might be carried on IGN or the Yahoo comments section. Take your lowest common denominator bullshit and crawl back to your mighty $250 League of Make-believe Genuises. Until you start presenting facts or actual observations, instead of pathetically childish taunts, I’m done pretending you matter.

    And by the way, dipshit, no one over the age of 5 or 6 buys into arguments from authority, at least outside of North Korea. I suggest you go bone up on Aristotelian persuasion and try to learn a little about how thinking adults in the West have argued points of logic for the past two and a half millenia.

  26. Donald Trump Avatar
    Donald Trump

    Dream: way too long and self indulgent for anyone to read. Thats probably the story of your life.

  27. Dreamweapon Avatar
    Dreamweapon

    Exactly what I expected from a small-minded internet tough guy, lol. Pathetic chickenshit.

  28. Donald Trump Avatar
    Donald Trump

    With the foul mouth you have, you seem like real a big shot. Let me guess, you are typing from your bedroom in your parents house. Is that a Ken Griffey Jr. poster above your bed? You, son, are the weakest of the bunch.

  29. Dreamweapon Avatar
    Dreamweapon

    Oh noes! Randy think I’m dumb! That make me a saaaad panda.

  30. The Jewru Avatar
    The Jewru

    Hey Dalton how are you doing in your industry H2H leagues? lol

  31. Donald Trump Avatar
    Donald Trump

    Dreamweapon tied for fourth (not 5th)! That is so funny! You ARE proud. And good for you son, you should be! And then you stick around and actually won a $100 entry snake draft fantasy league! Accomplishments!
    Seriously, can you just admit that your outrageously long posts are super self indulgent, that nobody except DDD reads them because they are too long, and that quite frankly it is selfish of you to essentially force him to read these ridiculous rants?

  32. Donald Trump Avatar
    Donald Trump

    LOL, you are so pathetic, kid. I’m done fighting with you, it’s unseemly, it’s the rhetorical equivalent of an African bull elephant vs. a clipped titmouse. Hahahahahahaha. Seriously, though, thanks for the laughs, champ.

  33. Donald Trump Avatar
    Donald Trump

    dreamweapon: You called me an internet bully. I think that is interesting. Go back and re-read the posts you have made today. Count up how many times you directed curse words towards a man you have never met. And then read the article DDD linked to about Kiki Kanibal. Now tell me: Who is the internet bully? Listen son, you are what you do. The outrageously angry and attacking posts you make are a reflection of who you are.

    Obviously I did not write the post made at 4:30pm.

  34. Dreamweapon Avatar
    Dreamweapon

    Haha, that last one was me, I was going to post a fake entry from the Donald but I got distracted by the dog and didn’t want to bother when I got back to the machine, forgot to change the name thing before clicking submit. And really, there’s no point assassinating the character of someone who is actively engaged in reputation seppuku anyway.

  35. Dreamweapon Avatar
    Dreamweapon

    Fuck yourself, moron. I have always been civil and even-handed with you, until you started this jeering, mocking bullshit. And btw, shitbird, when you use abbreviated swear words in your own posts, you pretty much give up the right to be pious. Unless “bs” means something else in your book. Keep my name out of your mouth, moron. First Amendment FTW.

  36. Dreamweapon Avatar
    Dreamweapon

    Also, I’ve never called anyone an “internet bully” in my life, imbecile, because I’ve never given two shits what some pathetic troll like you said about me. You’re wholly incapable of “bullying” me, far less so than you can begin to imagine. I said you were an “internet tough guy”. If you don’t know the difference, that’s fucking sad. And btw, you sure seem to have an easy time putting words in people’s mouths, such as how earlier in the thread you reference me pimping Kendrick. Never happened, slappy. I just cited him as an example of guys you said “sucked”. You really have a hard time with objective facts.

  37. Adam Avatar
    Adam

    Wow, thanks for the entertainment guys! That was awesome. Although the whole “my league is better than your league” was pretty weak. Although I hate to do it, I have to admit that Donald is right about DW. Dude clearly took this to an inappropriate level.

    As an Ubaldo owner, I sure hope you are right DDD. I’m getting very worried.

  38. Amanda Avatar
    Amanda

    Someone has to step in and play mom here.
    Donald: you clearly play in a much shallower league that the rest of of. Accept that some people with low value in your league carry higher value in our leagues.
    Jewru: Apparently you know Donald better than some of us, if you actually have his real name to expose. That is breaking cardinal rule #1. What is next, revealing his address and cell phone? Stick to aliases.
    Yayo: Speaking of names, I like yours the best!
    Dreamweapon: Donald did use “b.s.”, but that does not give you carte blanche to verbally attack someone like you did. You deserve a time out to calm down.

  39. The Kritter Avatar
    The Kritter

    Hey! Leave me out of this!

  40. i am jack's fantasy baseball team Avatar
    i am jack’s fantasy baseball team

    hey, late to the conversation, but who is currently 2nd in Rotoscoop?

  41. Jim Lahey, Trailer Park Supervisor Avatar
    Jim Lahey, Trailer Park Supervisor

    Randy done got ethered.

    /Congrats. Internet fight won
    // wishes could post pics in comments section
    /// I still rock the Junior Griff poster in the mancave.

  42. Jim Lahey, Trailer Park Supervisor Avatar
    Jim Lahey, Trailer Park Supervisor

    +1 for using the word “shitbird.”

  43. Frank Avatar
    Frank

    Hi, I came across your site and wasn’t able to get an email address to contact you. Would you please consider adding a link to my website on your page. We are happy to offer you a 10% discount to our Online Store if you do so. Please email me back and I would be happy to give you our link.

    Thanks!

    Frank

  44. Jim Lahey, Trailer Park Supervisor Avatar
    Jim Lahey, Trailer Park Supervisor

    Whaddaya pushing, Frank?

  45. The Jewru Avatar
    The Jewru

    Hey Frank you must play H2H.

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