Ranting

By Dalton Del Don

The following is nothing more than me getting random thoughts off my chest, some about sports, some not.

Can you believe Brian Sabean is the longest tenured GM in baseball? I can’t quite wrap my mind around this. It’s like Nickelback selling the most copies in a year, or “Paranormal Activity” (which was terrible, by the way) killing at the box office – why are we consistently rewarding garbage? I’ve seen some people call his new two-year contract a no-brainer, because the Giants won 88 games this year despite an offense that was in the bottom five in runs scored. Whaatt?! Why do you think the offense sucked? Because Sabean constructed it. You do realize Freddy Sanchez was hurt at the time of last year’s trade, right? This wasn’t bad luck or anything. And how about the Ryan Garko deal? I’ll call it right now: Sabean will give Jason Bay a contract in excess of $60 million. After all, he’s a perfect fit for who Sabean targets: someone coming off (arguably) their career-year, thanks in large part to a hitter’s park during a contract-year. Bay is also more than 30 years old (a huge prerequisite for Sabean) and is one of the two or three worst defensive outfielders in baseball. Jackpot!

I must admit, I’ll miss Steve Phillips on ESPN. It just always fascinated me that a one time general manager for a MLB team with such a high payroll knew so little about baseball. He was always one of my favorite interviews.

It’s safe to say Joe Girardi is a bit of a micromanager. Pinch running for Alex Rodriguez in the ninth inning of a one run game for a guy with five SBs on the year with a lefty on the mound has to go down as one of the bigger head-scratchers I have ever witnessed in a baseball game. Above all, I was rooting for an extra innings game with Freddy Guzman up in a crucial situation rather than ARod.

I know you always hear not to judge spring training stats, but I must admit, I’ve let some performances sway my opinion in fantasy drafts. While I still believe those numbers shouldn’t be totally ignored, there won’t be a better example of why to mostly look past them than Zack Greinke in 2009. Do you realize he allowed 29 runs over 28.1 spring training innings? To put that in perspective, he didn’t allow his 29th run in the regular season until mid-July. It was later revealed Greinke was throwing his changeup almost exclusively in spring training, as he was more concerned with working on a new pitch than he was results. Speaking of Greinke, I’ll give my MLB awards later on in this article.

This may be old, but I still can’t get enough of it. Possibly the best moment of the 2009 baseball season.

I was shocked to learn Brad Lidge has the second most saves in postseason history. I mean, I know the stat hasn’t been around forever, and there haven’t been that many dynasties in baseball, and the wild card is relatively new, but still, Brad Lidge?

I know the general consensus is that while Matt Millen was so obviously an awful GM, he is a good TV analyst. And while this may or may not have been true in the past, he seems pretty brutal to me right now. It’s often cringe worthy, actually. Dude has no clue what he’s talking about.

I understand he doesn’t have any ACLs or whatever, but again, how in the hell did DeJuan Blair fall to the seventh pick of the second round? It’s not luck why teams like the Spurs continue to be good for such long stretches, as they don’t try to get cute or overthink things. Blair is a future star in the league, and it’s laughable how many teams passed him up.

The Cavs are off to a slow start, and Mike Brown obviously needs to get fired. But the one variable with Cleveland this season is that with LeBron James’ impending free agency, don’t be surprised if the Cavs go all out at the trade deadline this year. Expect a much different looking team (with a possible added star) come the second half of the year.

With Tim Donaghy’s latest revelation essentially saying the Kings should have beaten the Lakers in 2002, how am I supposed to feel as someone who lives 60 miles from Arco Arena? Seriously, this story has been UNDERRATED. Officials/refs/umpires get things wrong all the time, but name me one other incident in which after the fact it’s been revealed they did so ON PURPOSE. I’m not the type to dwell on the past, but really, this is a travesty. At minimum, David Stern needs to make it up to me by giving all refs this memo – quit calling so many fouls on Greg Oden! After all, he’s on two of my fantasy teams. It would at least be a step in the right direction for redemption.

Did you know that black widows are responsible for about two deaths per year, while mosquitoes are responsible for about two million deaths per year?

Did you know castmembers from “The Hills” make upwards of $90,000 per episode? Where are all those mosquitoes when we need them?

Did you know I was up 31-3 against the spread last week with the Dolphins. And lost.

Hope you’re watching “Modern Family” and “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia” these days – easily two of the funniest shows on television.

My favorite part of the year 2009 so far has to be balloon boy. I’m sure that kid is going to grow up to live a perfectly normal and productive life with his upbringing.

Short, definitive, rash conclusions about football: Sidney Rice and Miles Austin will both be ranked as top-10 fantasy WRs next year…The Cardinals’ defense will be a fantasy difference maker over the rest of the season…Chris Wells will go higher than Matt Forte in fantasy drafts next year…If the over/under for total number of losses for the Saints and Colts combined with the amount of wins for the Bucs was 3.5 this year, I’d take the under.

My MLB awards:

AL Cy Young:

1. Zack Greinke
2. Roy Halladay
3. Felix Hernandez
4. Justin Verlander
5. Jon Lester

Greinke is the fairly obvious choice, but Halladay is closer than most think. He faced the tougher schedule (third highest aggregate OPS in MLB), had the superior K:BB ratio (5.94 to 4.75) and the better xFIP (3.24 to 3.36). Still, Greinke’s 203 ERA+ was easily the best in baseball, his K rate was far better than Halladay’s, and he had to deal with the worst defense in the league by a wide margin.

NL Cy Young:

1. Tim Lincecum
2. Javier Vazquez
3. Chris Carpenter
4. Adam Wainwright
5. Dan Haren

Comments: I’m sure I’ll get criticized for being a homer here, but the stats don’t lie. Lincecum was pretty much better in every conceivable category this year compared to his Cy Young winning campaign last season, and there isn’t exactly a worthy alternative. Timmy’s 10.4 K/9 mark easily led major league baseball, and he also showed improved command. His changeup was the single most effective pitch in all of MLB in 2009, and his ability to limit homers is starting to become a trend rather than fluke. Lincecum held opponents to an MLB-low .561 OPS this year. To put that in perspective, the lowest OPS by a batter (who qualified) this season was Emilio Bonifacio at .611. As for Vazquez, his 2.89 xFIP was actually the best this year, and he dealt with a far inferior defense than the Giants’. Still, he gave up too many homers to take home the hardware. As for Carpenter, despite the modest K rate (6.7/9), he likely would have received my vote if not for his oblique injury. But the fact remains he threw 32.2 fewer innings than Lincecum, which is obviously significant. Wainwright will probably win the award, and while his year was impressive, he was far from the best pitcher in the NL in 2009.

AL MVP

1. Joe Mauer
2. Zack Greinke
3. Ben Zobrist
4. Derek Jeter
5. Roy Halladay

Comments: The easiest pick by far. Mauer finished with the best OPS in the AL by 70 points while playing the toughest position on the field defensively. He led the league in batting average, OBP and slugging percentage. There’s really not even much more to say. I was forced to put two pitchers on this list mainly because of a lack of viable alternatives with hitters. Franklin Gutierrez was a whole lot more valuable than most people probably realize, thanks to some of the best defense from a center fielder you’ll ever see.

NL MVP

1. Albert Pujols
2. Hanley Ramirez
3. Chase Utley
4. Tim Lincecum
5. Troy Tulowitzki

Comments: Pujols is baseball’s best hitter, but it’s worth noting that of the top-five OPSs in the NL this year, all are first baseman. Further, nine of the top-14 OPSs played first base. It’s simply an easy position to find production (unless you’re Brian Sabean). That’s not to take anything from Pujols, who deserves to win because he’s also a fine defender and possibly the best baserunner in the game as well, but Ramirez’s sixth-best OPS (BA heavy, which is more valuable than BB heavy) while playing solid defense at shortstop deserves a ton of credit, especially coming in a pitcher’s park. Utley, meanwhile, not only was productive with the bat, but he was also hands down the best defensive second baseman in baseball.

AL ROY

1. Brett Anderson
2. Andrew Bailey
3. Elvis Andrus
4. Gordon Beckham
5. Nolan Reimold

Comments: Bailey was awesome and one of the best relievers in the game during his rookie season, finishing with a 1.84 ERA and 0.88 WHIP over 83.1 innings pitched (a lot for a reliever). He’s deserving, but teammate Anderson was almost as impressive, and he did so as a starter. In fact, Anderson’s xFIP (3.80) ranked in the top-20 in all of baseball – ahead of the likes of CC Sabathia, Clayton Kershaw, John Lackey, Johan Santana and Matt Cain, among many others. And for those who like more traditional stats, Anderson posted a 3.48 ERA and 1.19 WHIP with 86 Ks over 88 innings after the All-Star break. Andrus didn’t embarrass himself as a hitter while going 33-for-39 on SB attempts and playing fantastic defense at shortstop. After that, it gets murky. If you want to argue Rick Porcello, Jeff Neimann and/or Ricky Romero over Beckham or Reimold, I’d understand.

NL ROY

1. J.A. Happ
2. Tommy Hanson
3. Chris Coghlan
4. Andrew McCutchen
5. Garrett Jones

Comments: Hanson had the better component stats and is a far better bet moving forward, but the fact remains Happ matched his ERA while throwing 40 more innings. Coghlan was one of the best hitters in MLB during the second half, but his defense in left field was pretty abysmal. Jones had the highest OPS, and his 21 homers over just 314 at-bats were awfully valuable, but he really only put in about a half season’s work, and teammate McCutchen gets the slight edge because he was a league average defender in center field. But this is as deep of a rookie class as I can remember, as Colby Rasmus was the best defensive center fielder in the league this year. Dexter Fowler was also worthy of consideration, and Casey McGehee posted an .859 OPS. Randy Wells was pretty good as well.


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25 responses to “Ranting”

  1. Ray Rice has a big hram Avatar
    Ray Rice has a big hram

    Sofia Vergara makes my pants feel tighter,

  2. matt Avatar
    matt

    R.I.P. Steve Slaton’s 2009 fantasy relevance.
    Moats with two rushing touchdowns inside the 10.

  3. matt Avatar
    matt

    My bad, bad English.

  4. I am Jack's fantasy football team Avatar
    I am Jack’s fantasy football team

    Fantastic column. Fantastic. Rant more often.

  5. matt Avatar
    matt

    Great column, DDD. I remember you told me to draft S. Rice over a bunch of other players during my online draft and I went with…..Juaquin Iglesias.

  6. matt Avatar
    matt

    *offline* draft

  7. Stefan Avatar
    Stefan

    That’s a little harsh on Sabean, granted he isn’t my favorite, but how much control does he really have over the free agent signings? People close to the Giants even indicate that Sabean is merely a “puppet” to the partners free agent demands…hence the Barry Zito deal that Pete McGowan pushed through after Soriano and Carlos Lee went elsewhere after being offered more money by the Giants.

    Sabean has endured some tough times, such as a quick rebuild in 1997 afer coming aboard, the Bonds era that included signing complimentary players, followed by another massive rebuild beginning late in 2007. The future looks bright for the Giants, especially when considering the minor league stars he’s accumulated. Please check out Thomas Neal (http://www.baseballamerica.com/today/prospects/prospect-hot-sheet/2009/268861.html)…let’s not forget about Brandon Crawford and Nick Noonan, as well, but Neal is Real.

    Maybe it’s good memories, but this is the same GM that brought us Kent, Schmidt, Nen, Snow, Cain, Lincecum, Sandoval, Bumgarner and Posey to the organization. The Nathan and Liriano deal for AJ was nuts, but at the time Nathan was a player that couldn’t handle pressure (see 2009 ALDS) and quit on the team TWICE (http://www.startribune.com/sports/twins/19227449.html) to regroup from pressure and injury and Liriano, an injury prone lefty (TJ and never the same after 2007) with high upside.

    Rowand and Rentaria are brutal signings, but give me Sabean any day over other large market losing GM’s such as Minaya and others. I expect X. Nady and other minor moves this offseason rather than a ridiculous deal for Jason Bay.

    By the way, Tim Alderson is not the pitcher everyone thinks he will be. When I read about Alderson’s scouting reports, I think Ryan Vogelsong…remember him? I love Freddy Sanchez.

  8. I am Jack's fantasy football team Avatar
    I am Jack’s fantasy football team

    The League was much funnier than I anticipated, and I had high hopes for it. Love the raunchy nature of it, which was unexpected.

  9. Keith Avatar
    Keith

    I’m a big fan of rant columns. Well done. I’ll still take Mark Ellis’ defense over Utley’s though; but I’d settle for Utley on my team if I had to. Can we start accusing Mauer of performance enhancements yet? In an off-season move in a keeper league, I used Mauer to land Upton, and was accused of grand larceny. Hmmm…have to say I saw ’09 playing out slightly differently for those two.

  10. RotoScoop Avatar
    RotoScoop

    matt – I’ll talk about Slaton plenty this week, but I really can’t remember anything like this. And I can’t even blame Kubiak for benching him – the fumbling was an epidemic. But don’t let anyone fool you into R. Moats’ breakout – he’s an average runner (although one who may be the starter now), and the superior Slaton would have put up even bigger numbers against that bad Buffalo run D. Unfortunately, that means little to Slaton owners. Moats has to the the #1 waiver priority this week.

    Sidney Rice!

  11. RotoScoop Avatar
    RotoScoop

    I am Jack – Glad you enjoy the column, b/c I like to rant.

  12. RotoScoop Avatar
    RotoScoop

    But I’m on the fence with “The League.” I would have liked them to be a bit more into the fantasy football aspect. I mean, if you’re going to go for such a niche show, why not go all out? I mean, an 8-team league, really? Derrick Williams in the fifth round? Sinorice Moss in the sixth?

    Still, I’ll def. keep checking it out, some funny stuff for sure. Stay away from the pube joints.

  13. RotoScoop Avatar
    RotoScoop

    Keith – If it’s BJ and not Justin, my condolences. Also, that trade was a no-brainer at the time for you, so don’t kill yourself too much. And agreed Ellis is sick with the glove.

  14. RotoScoop Avatar
    RotoScoop

    Stefan – The problem is, you and I really don’t know who to truly blame for some of those egregious signings. So in that case, I’ll concede I shouldn’t throw it all on Sabean. Point taken. And the Zito one, in particular, seems to have some merit.

    And the recent draft classes have been fantastic for SF. But how about the trades? And if Scott Barnes pans out, I will lose my shit.

    I appreciate the opposing view, and there’s no doubt Sabean was once one of the better GMs in baseball, but over the past 4-5 years and currently so, I see someone who targets older players who don’t draw walks. He also undervalues defense, and I’d be mildly shocked if he even knew what OPS was.

    Don’t be fooled, this is someone who was very close to trading Lincecum or Cain for Alex Rios last year.

  15. I am Jack's fantasy football team Avatar
    I am Jack’s fantasy football team

    The League: not defending it, but we do forget that the masses do not play our version of fantasty football (or baseball). The masses play 5, 8, and 10-team ESPN and Yahoo leagues with co-workers and famliy and neighborhood friends, just to be able to say they play. It’s watercooler talk & while it often does get competitive, it’s within those “lame” size confinements.

    As a writer (career-dropper), I think if they went bigger or more hardcore in regards to the game, they would turn off more people, they would turn off the masses. We are the minority here. We really are.

    Anyway, I thought the show was a success, but saying “Derrick Williams in the fifth round?” or “Sinorice Moss in the sixth?” bothers you, is like saying “I made the Kessel Run in twelve parsecs” pulls you out of Star Wars, because ‘parsecs’ is a measure of distance, not time. In other words, it’s kind of geeky!

    Just saying.

    Good show. Hope it gets better.

  16. matt Avatar
    matt

    Also my friend keeps telling me to watch the two shows you mentioned. I need to get around to both of them because Curb is coming back down to earth, but it’s still better than most comedy shows.

  17. RotoScoop Avatar
    RotoScoop

    I am Jack – 5-team leagues? I hear what you’re saying, kind of like why ESPN hired Tony Kornheiser on MNF – their goal is to draw people who normally don’t watch football, fully knowing people who love it will tune in no matter who is announcing (although they’ll bitch about it).

    That said, I just thought this might be a little different, in that MAINLY (if not only) fantasy football players would tune it.

  18. RotoScoop Avatar
    RotoScoop

    matt – How dare you. Curb is infallible!

  19. I am Jack's fantasy football team Avatar
    I am Jack’s fantasy football team

    Not sure you got what I said (plus you ingnored my star wars funny). Average fantasy football players will tune in. However, we are not average fantasy football players. They read magazines on the can in the pre-season, while we anticipate DDD’s rants and rankings every week. Big differnece. They are the majority. We are the minority.

  20. RotoScoop Avatar
    RotoScoop

    I gotcha. My bad I didn’t take it the right way. You were comparing fantasy players, not fantasy players vs. viewers who don’t play. Makes sense. And I hear you. It probably is smart for them to cater that way. I will continue to watch the show.

    I didn’t know what a “parsecs” was!

  21. matt Avatar
    matt

    I’m offering Owen Daniels’ owner Tony Gonzalez for Donald Brown. Too greedy? I’m also interested in his D. Jackson, Nicks and Jonathan Stewart, but can’t think of a powerhouse deal because my team’s value is horrible.

    My big trading chips are Romo, Slaton, K. Smith, Barber, Maclin and Marshall. I’ve had owners ask about my Mike Wallace, too.

  22. matt Avatar
    matt

    Forgot to mention I was proposed Malcom Floyd and Ryan Grant for Slaton and Brandon Marshall….wtf, can it get any worse?!

  23. RotoScoop Avatar
    RotoScoop

    This is your dynasty league, right?

    1) I like that deal for you for Brown, and it’s not too greedy to ask.

    2) I would absolutely not deal Slaton and Marshall for Floyd and Grant. No way. No how.

  24. A2K Avatar
    A2K

    DDD
    Long time no comment.
    Does Morrow put it together in Toronto? Or is he just going to get Kleinsausser’d by AL East teams.
    Merry Christmas and Happy Chanukah

  25. RotoScoop Avatar
    RotoScoop

    A2K – Good question. The move to the tougher division, worse pitching ballpark and leaving Seattle’s ridiculously good defense all hurt his chances at future success. However, maybe Toronto won’t jerk him around and leave him in the rotation, and plus there’s the added chance his personal improvement can overcome those obstacles. I mean, the upside is there.

    He’s intriguing, no doubt, but my guess is he produces a strong K rate but a 1.35 type WHIP thanks to further control issues. The AL East is brutal.

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