The Scoop

By Dalton Del Don

With 14 homers and six steals, Alfonso Soriano has hardly been a bust, but his on-base percentage is now below .300, and he doesn’t have a multi-hit game since May 19. He’s actually been a pretty terrible player since April ended, and it’s clear he’s not 100 percent physically. Soriano’s current .261 BABIP is a career-low, as is his shockingly bad .128 BA with RISP. There’s not much fantasy owners can do other than ride out the cold streak, and it’s doubtful his price tag will be discounted all that much if trying to acquire Soriano, but at age 33, it’s worth noting his OPS has dropped in three consecutive seasons.

Sean Rodriguez is a popular add with Howie Kendrick sent down, and while he’s certainly not a bad gamble after hitting 21 homers in 205 at-bats this year in Triple-A, expectations should be tempered. Manager Mike Scoscia may be just as likely to play Maicer Izturis at second, and if you combine last year’s stint in the majors with this year’s Triple-A stats, Rodriguez has struck out 123 times over 372 at-bats, so he’s hardly a polished product. I’d much prefer Chris Coghlan.

Dear Manny Parra: I hate your guts. That is all.

If there’s a funnier movie than “The Hangover” in 2009, I’ll be shocked.

Did Joe Torre really have Matt Kemp batting ninth Saturday? Was this just a bad joke? Because he can’t be serious. This is the same Kemp with the second best OPS on the team. Mark Loretta, meanwhile, was hitting seventh, he of the .632 OPS. During Kemp’s 234 at-bats this season, 200 of them have come from sixth or lower in the batting order.

If there’s been a better album so far in 2009 than “It’s Blitz” by the Yeah Yeah Yeahs, I’ve yet to hear it.

Zach Duke has been a pleasant surprise, with a 3.10 ERA and 1.17 WHIP. It’s easy to forget, but he did post a 1.81 ERA and 1.20 WHIP over 84.2 innings as a rookie back in 2005. His command has been strong (2.03 BB/9) and he’s done a terrific job keeping the ball on the ground (1.35 G/F), but a 4.55 K/9 simply won’t cut it, making him an easy sell candidate. I doubt he’d bring much in return, and I’m not saying he’ll be a huge liability from here on out, but I would use Duke as a throw in if trying to make a bigger deal, and with his current .268 BABIP way below his career mark (.330), an ERA more along the lines of 4.0-4.5 should be expected over the rest of the season. Of course, Duke is likely to establish a career-best BABIP in 2009 with the Pirates fielding a fantastic defense, but his strand rate is also artificially high, so he’s due for a pretty severe correction if he doesn’t start missing more bats.

While what he’s doing as a 20-year-old is highly impressive, a similar profile as Duke could be written for Rick Porcello, although his groundball rate is more extreme (2.22 G/F). However, while Porcello has been lucky with his hit rate (.263), he’s been unlucky with flyballs turning into homers (17.4% F/HR), so his xFIP of 4.29 suggests his correction in ERA won’t necessarily be drastic, especially since he has room for improvement at his age. It’s disappointing to see such a low K rate (5.03 K/BB) from a pitcher with his stuff, but that dates back to his minor league days as well, and that kind of groundball rate is special.

Grammar Police: In this week’s edition, we’ll highlight the misuse of “I could care less,” when actually meant as “I could NOT care less.” You see, by saying you could care less, you are in fact stating there is a level of care there, since you could have less and all.


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6 responses to “The Scoop”

  1. Donald Trump Avatar
    Donald Trump

    This whole not playing Sean Rodriguez is absurd, they even batted Izturis second yesterday to show their commitment to the kid. Speaking of which, bringing up Jake Fox and not playing his at all was absurd by the Cubs. But I digress.

    Is this Coghlan kid gonna hit lefties at some point? The .167 SLG vs lefties is untenable.

    I cannot wait to see The Hangover. Looks hilarious.

  2. Dreamweapon Avatar
    Dreamweapon

    Eh, the Rodriguez thing was entirely foreseeable–if they yanked Wood around while playing dwarf-ceiling players, they were going to yank Rodriguez around while playing midgets in his favor as well. My big thing is that I can’t read/hear that guy’s name and not think of the intro to Gza’s Killah Hills 10304 “Let me ask you a question, Mr. Gray Ghost: Do you know a Sean Rodriguez?” Sean Rodriguez, from the Bronx? Sean Rodriguez?” All I’m saying is watch out for this kid, he could end up down at the 120 precinct singing his fuckin’ ass off like a fuckin’ bird right now. God I’m lit up right now. Maybe I’ll go see that Hangover as well. As for Fox, he’s a Quad-A lifer, they may as well do whatever they want with him at this point since, above and beyond his limitations, they (the Cubs) only trade prospects after they’ve wrecked their value anyway, so maybe after they’ve had their fun he can finally break free and realize his destiny by winding up as a 4th OF/DH for KC or whatever–at least he’ll get some PT.

    I’m glad someone else is taking up the Kemp Crusade. When Bob Melvin batted Justin Upton 8th for a couple of weeks earlier this year, it was a travesty, the biggest managerial blunder in recorded history. When not busy shrieking like banshees, rending their garb and loosing their bowels over the issue, people were lining up guillotines for a shot at the guy’s neck, and sure enough, they got it, and sooner rather than later. How is the Kemp situation, esp. in a lineup with no Ramirez, any different? They’re extremely analogous players at proximate points in their developmental curves, and the stupidity of the move is equally self-evident in both cases. No one calls for that dingbat Torre’s head, though. I’m sick of this guy and his bullshit. Granted, he’s got talent in managing egotistical personalities, and that’s a valuable skill, one a lot of people definitely do not have. But he could be doing the same thing as a regional director for HHS, or as a project manager at Raytheon, or as a provost at the University of Alabama. Anything, really, as long as he had the teensiest, tiniest competency in the subject matter, the personality is more important than intellect or technical expertise. That’s all he is in baseball, a people manager with a very rote and small-minded approach to the game. He knows what he knows from his time in the game to date and doesn’t really want to know any more. He lacks intellectual curiosity and vigor, he has no desire to engineer new tactical or strategic approaches based on any new knowledge or understanding of the game. He’s not going to have any Damascene moment, because unlike Melvin, he had enough easy-won success to insulate himself from extremely vocal criticism. So us Kemp owners are left to accept 60 or 80 less ABs this year (or whatever it may be), while watching a chode like James Loney rack up 120+ RBI. It’s a damn shame, watching the whole affair unfold is like Chinese water torture. As someone who grew up watching and loving the Dodgers (as the Brewers almost never made television in those days), it pains me to say it, but I wish to god the kid would be dealt to a more progressive team. Oh well, at least he’s presently _claiming_ that he won’t hand Pierre Kemp’s job when Ramirez comes back. Of course, saying that now and doing the right then when the time comes are two very different things.

  3. RotoScoop Avatar
    RotoScoop

    Donald – Good question about Coghlan and lefties. With five walks and six Ks, it’s not like he’s been lost against southpaws, but zero extra-base hits in 24 at-bats like you alluded to, now that’s pretty bad.

  4. RotoScoop Avatar
    RotoScoop

    Dreamweapon – Bravo. Excellent stuff. I especially liked when you called James Loney a chode…What do you think about Phil Jackson as a comparison to Joe Torre?

  5. I am Jack's fantasy baseball team Avatar
    I am Jack’s fantasy baseball team

    I actually COULD care less that Manny Parra was sent down, because I acquired him in an important keeper this year and (gulp) still believe.

    (“well played, Garkle, well played”)

    Oh, and:
    “Tigers love pepper. They hate cinnamon.”
    “Godzilla destroys cities! I hate him too!”
    “It’s not a purse. It’s a satchel. Indiana Jones has one.”

  6. RotoScoop Avatar
    RotoScoop

    “I didn’t know they gave out rings at the Holocaust.”

    “not at the table carlos!”

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