The Scoop

By Dalton Del Don

The first week of the season might be the toughest time to write about baseball. There’s no more looking forward before fantasy drafts, yet the sample size is so small there’s also little information to form an opinion about what’s happened. As Joe Sheehan might say, no one would notice a 20 at-bat stretch in the middle of June, but because it’s opening the year, they get highlighted. And do you really need me to tell you to sell-high on Emilio Bonifacio? Nevertheless, let’s move onto the notes:

There are some exceptions to my not paying attention to the season’s first week theory, and Travis Hafner is one. I’m not saying he’s all the way back or anything, but three homers already are highly encouraging. After such a disappointing spring, his power has certainly been a surprise. Maybe his shoulder is finally starting to get back to full strength.

Miguel Cabrera probably isn’t going to finish the season with a .520 batting average, but this is going to be the year he starts challenging to win the Triple Crown. Over his last 75 games, he has 80 RBI.

Jason Kendall was intentionally walked twice last week – over the previous six years, he had been intentionally walked more than two times during an entire season just once. And while it was extremely unlikely for Randy Johnson to give up a homer to Yovani Gallardo afterward on Wednesday (it was the first pitcher he’s ever given up a long ball to during his 21-year career), the move has got to be questioned since Gallardo has a .490 career slugging percentage. Kendall’s is .388.

Speaking of terrible managerial decisions, can someone explain to me why Jack Cust is batting so low in Oakland’s lineup? I know, managers don’t like to be bothered by pesky things like stats, but you might want to have your team’s best on-base guy hitting higher in the order. And don’t get me started on Elijah Dukes not being an everyday player. And how long is Boston going to waste Clay Buchholz for far inferior options like Tim Wakefield and Brad Penny?

If loving “Celebrity Apprentice” is wrong, then I don’t want to be right.

I like Pablo Sandoval, but if he doesn’t change his approach at the plate, he’s going to end up a big disappointment this season. He might already have the best plate coverage in all of baseball, but there’s simply no reason to throw him a strike if he’ll swing at everything. Because his power isn’t all that great, Sandoval is highly batting average dependent, and his current mentality needs to change.

It’s too early to call Andy LaRoche a Quad-A player, but this is someone with a career minor league line of .294/.380/.517 yet over the first 330 at-bats in the majors, he’s hitting .176, including a dreadful 0-for-14 start to 2009. He’s combined that with terrible defense at third. Yuck.

Barry Zito on Twitter: “It’s cold in my room, but my Dutch oven warms me up..” Ladies and gentlemen, your 126 million dollar man!

Counting spring and dating back to last year, Conor Jackson has hit zero home runs over his past 290 at-bats.

One early season performance that looks legit is Josh Johnson’s terrific start to the year. The increase he saw in his velocity after returning from TJ surgery last season has remained intact, which is a nice combination with improved command. A Cy Young type season wouldn’t surprise.

Aside from those who do it as their profession, I can’t think of anyone I’d want to fight less than “CT” from the Real World/Road Rules challenge. This guy is quite clearly clinically insane.

This criminal is the bookkeeper for my family’s business.

I’ll preach patience with Tim Lincecum (duh!), but I remain worried about Cole Hamels, who did not ease concerns about his elbow with his debut. His fastball averaged just 86 mph, and remember, this is a fragile pitcher who threw the most pitches in all of baseball last season. It’s just one start, and he claims he feels fine, but if I owned him, I wouldn’t be sleeping well at night (and yes, these are the type of issues I think about while lying in bed).

I was at the 1999 playoff game when Steve Young threw a 25-yard TD pass to Terrell Owens with three seconds left and also the NFC Championship game in 1994 when the 49ers jumped out to a 21-0 lead over the Cowboys within the first five minutes. I also witnessed the second biggest comeback in NFL playoff history. I’ve seen Barry Bonds hit numerous bombs into the bay, while also watching Michael Jordan during his 72-win season with the Bulls and also when he hit a game-winner at the buzzer in Phoenix while paying for the Wizards. But nothing, and I mean nothing was crazier than when I was at an otherwise boring 7-1 SF Giants win last Thursday, and in the ninth inning, a screaming Mike Cameron line drive hit Joe Martinez directly in the face. The sound was unforgettable. And haunting.


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19 responses to “The Scoop”

  1. Dreamweapon Avatar
    Dreamweapon

    I will laaaaaugh if Boston misses the playoffs by a game because they dicked around with Buchholz too long while trying to get cute with the likes of Wakefield and Penny. Did they not see exactly this same bullshit blow up in the Twins’ faces just last year? I’m no mathematician, mind you, but it seems to me that had even one or two of the Liriano starts that were blithely wasted in Triple-A been inserted into the ledger in favor of a Livan turd or two, the Twins win the AL Central outright and don’t have to worry about a play-in against the White Sox. I’ll spare the obligatory Santayana quote, but suffice it to say, if the Red Sox want to dick around in the toughest division in the game by playing pattycake with “veterans” for the sake of convention, let them choke on the consequences.

    Seems to me that you Giants fans have been enjoying Zito’s Dutch Oven for a couple of years. It’s a good thing they play in an open air park or you’d have to live in fear of a stray spark igniting a stadium-sized Hindenburg reenactment every time you went to a game.

  2. RotoScoop Avatar
    RotoScoop

    Good point about the Twins last year. And if they hadn’t traded Johan, they might have won it all. I don’t understand why Giants fan don’t boo Zito more. Dude’s a bum.

  3. Nat Avatar
    Nat

    Dude! I’m trying to sell high on Bonifacio here. Sheesh. Blowing my cover.

    I’m just gonna throw it out there before anyone else does: Dual Triple Crown. Pujols and Cabrera.

  4. Peter Avatar
    Peter

    Ha! The bookkeeper did it! I was watching that and felt conflicted. On the one hand, I don’t like blatant fan interference. On the other, I can completely understand how one would get lost in the moment.

    Some other thoughts (not that I put too much stock in the first 20 ABs):

    Maybe Oakland should move Cust up in the order… and Holliday down.

    How long before Chris Davis’ owners bail on him?

    How long before KC (manically) sends Billy Butler down to the minors (again)?

  5. Donald Trump Avatar
    Donald Trump

    Speaking of Boston missing out on Buccholtz games, how about TB missing out on Price games? Seems stupid to me, when you are trying to contend in the best division in baseball.

  6. Stevie YaYo, Pro from Dover Avatar
    Stevie YaYo, Pro from Dover

    Love watching people rush to pick up the likes of Fukudome and Brandon Inge!

  7. Donald Trump Avatar
    Donald Trump

    Inge is no joke.

  8. Stevie YaYo, Pro from Dover Avatar
    Stevie YaYo, Pro from Dover

    Donald, you almost had me there for a sec. But there’s no way you’re endorsing a guy who
    — is almost 32
    — hasn’t broken a .700 OPS in two years
    — has a career .237 batting average
    — homers once every 32.87 at bats over his career

    “But he’s eligible at catcher!”

  9. Donald Trump Avatar
    Donald Trump

    Stevie, you put the most important part last. Elig at C. Seems to me that he has a good shot at being a top 10 catcher this year. I snagged him in both my leagues for free. That is a nice return.
    Homers every 32 at bats, that is a 16 homer pace, and my guess is that he should improve on that by playing 3b every day. 20 homers seems about right. Could steal 8 bags or so. 75 runs, 75 rbi. Shit stats, but not bad at C.

  10. Stevie YaYo, Pro from Dover Avatar
    Stevie YaYo, Pro from Dover

    Donald: To be sure…you’re aware that Inge played exclusively at third base two years ago? (150 games, >550 plate appearances.)

    And you’ve seen those numbers, but think that he’ll Trump them this year? (Hey, he’s already at 29 percent of his ’07 home run level courtesy of the White Sox and Blue Jays pitching staphs.)

    Viva the Week 2 optimism!

  11. Dreamweapon Avatar
    Dreamweapon

    As someone who’s suffered through two weeks of .105 ball from Ramon Hernandez, I would do cartwheels if I could pick Inge up to play at the C. Unfortunately, Soto’s owner struck first. When your choices are clowns like Hernandez, Laird and Flores, Inge starts to look like a real asset.

  12. Stevie YaYo, Pro from Dover Avatar
    Stevie YaYo, Pro from Dover

    The phrase “I would do cartwheels if I could pick Inge up to play at the C” ranks pretty high on the list of things I never thought I would hear during my years on this God’s green earth….

    You’re both making my point for me. If Inge is any good, shouldn’t he have been drafted? How many of his current owners got all four of his home runs? You can certainly chase the hot hand at catcher, but how do you time the market? If he goes homerless the rest of April you can still claim you’ve got a guy on a 24-homer pace, but you will also have just put up with more than two weeks of non-production from your catcher.

    Enough. Enjoy your Inge. If he finishes as a top 10 catcher, I owe you both a Coke.

  13. Donald Trump Avatar
    Donald Trump

    “If Inge is any good, shouldn’t he have been drafted?”

    Cliff Lee was real good last year, but was mostly undrafted. Carlos Qeuntin.
    Sure, many of the hot flashes (sorry ladies) will cool down, and yes, two years ago Inge played third base and stunk. But the year before that he hit 27 homers. Was it his career year? Of course. But he is close enough to his prime that I think someone who has hit 27 homers in the past can hit 20. Just ask Jorje Cantu.

    I’d prefer a Coors Light if I have my say.

  14. Dreamweapon Avatar
    Dreamweapon

    I hope everyone is watching ‘Breaking Bad’, because while it was very good last season, it’s ascended to epic territory this go-round. Easily the best drama of the post-Wire landscape.

  15. Keith Avatar
    Keith

    CoJack is back!

  16. RotoScoop Avatar
    RotoScoop

    Good stuff guys. I’ve been sidelined with a fever of 103.3, so I haven’t been able to chime in. I think I’m finally on the road to recovery though.

  17. Walt Weiss Avatar
    Walt Weiss

    Anyone selling “high” on Bonifacio has got a buyer right here. You ain’t seen anything yet, and the guy is 2B eligible.

  18. RotoScoop Avatar
    RotoScoop

    Does your league count strikeouts as a cat?

  19. Walt Weiss Avatar
    Walt Weiss

    He’s just going through an early season slump right now. When the weather picks up in south Florida, Bonifacio is going to justify all the hype coming out of Miami about him.

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