The Scoop

By Dalton Del Don

Matt Cain has been dropped by 5,899 teams in Yahoo Leagues. Whaaat?! I’m as frustrated with the 23-year-old as anyone, but these leagues are either as shallow as Paris Hilton, or people are acting a bit rash, no? Cain posted a 23:17 K:BB ratio last April and a 5.28 ERA during the first month of the 2006 season. He’s going to be just fine.

Nick Blackburn is a nice story and the 4:1 K:BB ratio is very good, but few can sustain success with such a low strikeout rate (4.26 K/9 IP). The other shoe will drop.

Even though I was high on him entering last season and typically recommend targeting last year’s scrubs, Travis Hafner scared me entering 2007 and so far, he’s done nothing to ease my concerns. Maybe there wasn’t a hidden injury curtailing his power last year after all, because his slugging has dropped all the way to .394 this season. Considering his strikeouts have increased and his walks decreased, there’s plenty of reason to worry.

Like a butterface, Rickie Weeks’ stats look great until you come across his batting average.

Bengie Molina scored from second base on a single Sunday for the first time in two years.  Staying with the Giants, Jonathan Sanchez has to be owned in all deep leagues. He’s likely to be inconsistent and pitches for a terrible team, but the 26 strikeouts in 20 innings means he has to be taken seriously. A career mark of 9.7 K/9 IP is no joke.

I’m going to go ahead and say it. “Forgetting Sarah Marshall” is better than both “Knocked Up” and “Superbad.”

Rafael Furcal looks fantastic this season. He’s taking the opposite approach to his walk year than Andruw Jones did. His bat speed is back, and he’s walking at a greater rate than he ever has before, also chipping in four steals already. All those injuries from last season are officially behind him, and Furcal looks like a top-40 fantasy player.

Julio Lugo, on the other hand, looks dreadful. A decent second half last season (rightfully) gave fantasy owners hope for the 2008 campaign, but he looks as lost as ever, already committing an unacceptable six errors in the field. The Red Sox can’t put up with a poor defending, sub .300 OBP shortstop who is getting caught on 50 percent of his SB attempts much longer.

I’m beginning to think the Lakers got the better end of the Pau Gasol deal.

Typically not a fan of Emo, I simply cannot get “I Will Possess Your Heart” by Death Cab For Cutie out of my head.

Sunday was a microcosm of the current state of Chipper Jones’ career; two more hits raised his MLB-leading average to .458, but he also left the game with a strained quad. Despite turning 36 years old later this week, Jones is currently one of the three best hitters in baseball. It would be interesting to see what he could do with 600 at-bats.

Is it too early to start a Conor Jackson for MVP campaign? I say no.

Randy Wolf is going to be a major fantasy asset for as long as he stays healthy this season. Before an injury derailed him last year, Wolf posted a 71:19 K:BB ratio over 66 innings during April and May, with a 3.40 ERA and a 1.19 WHIP. He still walks too many batters to be a big help in the WHIP department, but since Petco really helps his biggest weakness – allowing homers since he gives up so many flyballs – and he’s in baseball’s best division for pitchers, a big season could be in store. However, since he can’t be counted on to stay healthy, he might be an excellent sell-high in 2-3 weeks.

Top-5 Late Night Hosts

1. David Letterman
2. Conan O’Brien
3. Jimmy Kimmel
4. Craig Ferguson
89. Jay Leno


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18 responses to “The Scoop”

  1. Dreamweapon Avatar
    Dreamweapon

    Chase Utley, who was robbed of his first NL MVP last year only because of the incompetence of some moronic rookie pitcher making his first start, will beat Cojack like a rented mule in this year’s race.

    And Dick Cavett has to be on that list. He just has to. Classic style, drew a lot out of his guests, interesting to watch even a generation (or two) later.

  2. RotoScoop Avatar
    RotoScoop

    That was hyperbole with CoJack.

    My list was based on current hosts, or the awful Leno wouldn’t have sniffed it. How do you even know Dick Cavett well? You’re not that much older than me, right?

  3. Zak Avatar
    Zak

    Death Cab for Cutie is SO NOT an emo band! That’s just a horrible call! You will notice the lack of eyeliner and anorexia in the male members of the band, a sure giveway for NOT BEONG EMO, NOT EVEN A LITTLE!

    I guess that makes it OK to have the song stuck in your head though.

  4. al Avatar
    al

    Cavett loses out simply for being an A1 dick to Jimi Hendrix

  5. Keith Avatar
    Keith

    Conor and Kotchman both looking solid so far…impressive. I think Jackson single-handedly won me my H2H league this week….well, except for ERA and WHIP which Cain single-handedly lost for me, but oh well. I did pick up Sanchez in my keeper league after his 10K game, but don’t plan on starting him for a while. That K-rate is just too tantalizing. There should be a criminal investigation into the Gasol trade. The equivalent trade in fantasy would have gotten vetoed in a second. If the Angels did something similar, Selig wouldn’t hear the end of it from me. Catchy yes (repetitive yes), EMO not so much…but Death Cab is pretty solid. Howie Kendrick is doing a solid Chipper impersonation.

  6. RotoScoop Avatar
    RotoScoop

    Zak – HaHa ok, I won’t argue that fact. I really don’t know them well at all, so I was being pretty judgmental based on lack of knowledge there. But I assume your comments mean you are a fan of them?

  7. RotoScoop Avatar
    RotoScoop

    What did Cavett do to Hendrix?

  8. RotoScoop Avatar
    RotoScoop

    Ya that Gasol trade was a joke. He is much better than most give him credit. I really think the Lakers are the favorites to win it all right now, even w/o Bynum…I hear ya about that song being repetitive, that’s undeniable…Yes Howie is. Seriously, what a hitter. And one that’s extremely injury-prone.

  9. Zak Avatar
    Zak

    Death Cab is a really solid band, as is the main guys other band The Postal Service. ALso from Seattle area, as am I.

    Conor Jackson for MVP also get my vote BTW. And 89 seems a inflated ranking for Leno.

  10. RotoScoop Avatar
    RotoScoop

    Ya I’ve heard of The Postal Service, but I need to check them out more.

    I was much too nice with Leno.

  11. Robby Avatar
    Robby

    “Forgetting Sarah Marshall” was a B- at best. Significantly worse than those two films and 40-yr-old Virgin.

    You’re nuts.

  12. RotoScoop Avatar
    RotoScoop

    Those other two might be funnier, but I liked FSM more overall. It’s more subtle and I bet you it turns out to be more rewatchable. I would still have 40-year-old virgin above them all tho.

  13. Dreamweapon Avatar
    Dreamweapon

    Ahhhh, I see–guess I was still in the “all-time” mode from the recent hip-hop discussion.

    No, Cavett is way before my time, but I have caught reruns of his show on cable (or, well, DirecTV–I’ve never had cable, but you get the gist). He was an extraordinary interviewer, seemed to have a great repoire with a very wide range of guests, and managed to draw a lot out of even those I had thought naturally taciturn. I haven’t seen this Jimi Hendrix bit and guess I can’t say anything about that.

    And emo sucks balls. Any time anyone even mentions the name “Kinsella” I have to race home and listen to the Black Keys’ “10 A.M. Automatic”* at maximum volume in an effort to cleanse myself of the violation.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-CukK3eYt0

  14. RotoScoop Avatar
    RotoScoop

    I like the Black Keys. “When the lights go out” is another good one.

  15. Brett Avatar

    DDD,

    Thanks for getting that song stuck in my head…

    Agreed that Cain will rebound.

    After your recommendation on No Country For Old Men, I will go ahead and watch the movie you suggest is better than Superbad.

    How ’bout them Giants? Three of the top 10 K rate guys from your team in Sanchez, Lincecum and Cain.

  16. RotoScoop Avatar
    RotoScoop

    Like I said, Superbad is probably funnier, but this one is more grown up and I think superior. Although I do imagine I’ll be in the minority.

    Yeah that’s crazy that the Giants have 3 in the top-10. Now they need to stop wasting ABs on Durham and Aurilia.

  17. finite24 Avatar
    finite24

    Jay Leno >>> Letterman + Conan. Letterman is an arrogant fool who speaks with his head up his ass. Conan is good but its just not the type of humor I’m looking for at that time of day. Headlines is the best segment in latenight.

  18. Dreamweapon Avatar
    Dreamweapon

    You actually like Leno? Does the “24” in your handle refer to the year of your birth? That would make sense, since your comedic preferences are squarely in my grandparents’ demographic…..

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