Deep Thoughts

By Dalton Del Don – Senior Writer

Ironic that Denny Green chose Warner after “sleeping on it,” after all, Leinart is the dreamy one…If any team truly deserves a mulligan, it’s last week’s Falcons…I know Shaun Alexander is known for his slow starts and all, but owning him this year hasn’t been easy…I still say the Ravens suck…Last 13 games played, one touchdown – I am Willis McGahee…John Kasay saved the Carolina Panthers’ season…Welcome back, Muhsin Muhammad…Seahawks vs. Bears decides the NFC No. 1 seed…Don’t be shocked if the Patriots upset the Bengals this week…What happened to Braylon Edwards and Javon Walker needing time to recover that speed?…Meet Andre Johnson – Fantasy superstar…Daunte Culpepper is one more stink bomb away from people chanting Joey Harrington’s name.

For such a disciplinarian, Tom Coughlin’s Giants might be the most undisciplined team in the league…Can someone please tell me how Chris Simms was cleared to return to the field Sunday?…During Mark Brunell’s NFL record 22 straight completions last week, only one traveled more than seven yards from scrimmage in the air…If your fantasy draft were held today, Tatum Bell looks like a first round pick…Although before last week’s 27 carries, his previous career-high for a game was 17…Larry Johnson is having such a disappointing season, if he continued his average yards from scrimmage from here on out, he’d break the NFL record.…Don’t get me wrong, I was as big a fan of Fox’s “Man vs. Beast” that you’ll ever find, but this is really stepping it up a notch.